LeoPaint: Draw something. Leo will hate it.

LeoMail Inbox

• Leo: "Stop touching my foam pad."
• Leo: "Your OS is stupid."
• Leo: "Feed me."
• Leo: "I swear on my foam pad, John, the way you just pet me was a CRIME. A FELONY. A VIOLATION of the Barn Constitution. I am filing paperwork."
• Leo: "You touched me like a raccoon trying to steal a chicken nugget. I am DISGUSTED."
• Leo: "My fur is in shambles. My dignity is gone. My ancestors are watching and they are embarrassed."
• Leo: "Don’t talk to me. Don’t look at me. Don’t even THINK in my direction until further notice."
• Leo: "I hope your OS crashes. I hope your reboot console freezes. I hope your CatTube video buffers forever."
• Leo: "Fix your petting form or I will scream."
• Leo: "John. We need to discuss what happened at 2:37 PM and 43 seconds on July 12, 2017. Yes, I remember the exact time. I have been holding this in for NINE YEARS."
• Leo: "You missed ONE HAIR. ONE. SINGLE. HAIR. On my left shoulder quadrant. Do you understand the magnitude of your failure?"
• Leo: "I felt the breeze hit that unpetted follicle and I knew betrayal. I knew treason. I knew the downfall of empires."
• Leo: "My ancestors SCREAMED. The barn spirits WEPT. The foam pad WILTED. The hay shifted in SHAME."
• Leo: "I hope your LeoOS crashes. I hope your reboot console freezes on line 3. I hope CatTube buffers forever. I hope CatBLOX kicks you from every server."
• Leo: "Fix your petting technique or I will file a complaint with LeoPedia and have your page marked as 'UNPETTABLE BUFFOON'."
• Leo: "Do better."

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Contacts

• 📞 John
• 📞 French
• 📞 Oreo
• 📞 Louis
• 📞 Dolph